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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 April 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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amypr's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

#16041844
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11802) - you deserved it (29790)

On 05/04/2011 at 6:01am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

#16041715
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15347) - you deserved it (34246)

On 05/04/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Derps (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

#14022064
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26275) - you deserved it (3365)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58393) - you deserved it (15066)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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