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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 July 1994 (18 years)
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Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43737) - you deserved it (2456)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (207825) - you deserved it (10117)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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