amy_shmamy

Search for a member

amy_shmamy

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 27811
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amy_shmamy : why are there so many older people on this site?

and from now on, i'm going to say no to people who put "proceeded" in their fml.

amy_shmamy's page activity

Visits<b>spiderpig13579</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 12:19am<b>imabassist</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:23pm<b>kunjac0945</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 1:58am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:11am<b>Cloud8plus1</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:21pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 5:20am<b>rjc490</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:07am<b>kukumber</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 3:18pm<b>senpai_kush</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 6:23pm<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 6:53pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 12:05am<b>CurvyisCool</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 10:45am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 6:35am<b>dextrementor</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 7:12pm<b>JJ_86</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 8:29pm<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 6:21pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 10:06pm<b>Tall_British_Kid</b> - the 03/19/2014 at 2:23pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:11pm

amy_shmamy's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

amy_shmamy's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

by sexychica / 07/21/2009 at 1:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 9:49am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

by harrysolo / 07/18/2009 at 9:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while talking on the phone with my long distance boyfriend, he let me know that he was getting married in August to "some girl" for his papers. After I objected he told me, "well you can marry me if you want." I'm not sure if I just got dumped or proposed to. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2009 at 2:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got an email from a Scholarship Program reminding me that they had rejected me 3 months ago. Thanks for reminding me I might not make it to college. FML

by nsJ / 07/15/2009 at 12:02pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

by FML / 07/15/2009 at 10:29am / Syrian Arab Republic (Dimashq) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

by Anonymous / 07/15/2009 at 12:20am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

by ollie_ollivia / 07/11/2009 at 7:11pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

by jadakorn / 07/11/2009 at 9:48am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

by whitewater_al / 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

by Anonymous / 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was driving home through the middle of nowhere when a screw punctured my car tire. I arrived at the town's only auto shop to find that it had closed early. Frantic, I dialed the emergency number listed on the shop's locked door. On the other side of the glass, a phone began to ring. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2009 at 11:24am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation

Today, I queued up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am, I fell asleep during film and missed the whole thing. FML

by Anonymous / 07/07/2009 at 7:51am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

by DMO / 07/07/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

by WhitneyHouston / 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous