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amy_eire4759
  • Town/Country : Dublin, Ireland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 782
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5118) - you deserved it (20171)

On 01/21/2009 at 9:23am - love - by Trash - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
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I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (2278)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52894) - you deserved it (12610)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -



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