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Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2009 at 8:02pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
by E / 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML
by Trash / 01/21/2009 at 9:23am / Love
by noname / 12/13/2008 at 12:48am / Love
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
by mehdi-online / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Love