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Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
by Still Dry / 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm / United States / Money
by littlestardramaq / 07/05/2010 at 11:48pm / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Miscellaneous
by flipflop / 06/07/2010 at 3:03am / United States (California) / Love
by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
by ouch / 02/19/2010 at 7:37pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I realized for the last year that my husband has been home from Iraq, I haven't gotten more than a few hours of sleep at night. Not because he gets nightmares, but because he now snores so loud that the pets sleep at the other end of the house to get rest. FML
by xetsa / 02/13/2010 at 12:23am / Miscellaneous
by inthedark / 02/09/2010 at 12:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by bystander / 02/07/2010 at 10:37am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
by hardtotell / 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
by BetrayedGirl / 01/13/2010 at 7:40am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slip. FML
by fml / 01/03/2010 at 10:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I got in a hotel elevator. There was a kid in there also. He got off on the 3rd floor. As he was stepping from the elevator, he decided to press every single button. It's a 35 floor hotel. My room is on the 32nd floor. FML
by w0rstdayever / 11/27/2009 at 3:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and legitimately broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
Today, we got our results for our final grade English paper on which I worked my butt off on, and also which I let my best-friend copy off from. I received a E- and two detentions for plagiarism. My friend got a A minus. All she said was "oh well, at least you tried your best". FML
by fuck_thisshit / 11/09/2009 at 5:27am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by zappy / 10/11/2009 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Health
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