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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

#18807759
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39916) - you deserved it (3089)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into an argument with my wife over how she spends too much time with her gay best friend. Now she says that if I want to ever get intimate with her again, I'll have to let her watch as I give him a striptease. FML

#18806135
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35942) - you deserved it (10101)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53085) - you deserved it (3238)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46056) - you deserved it (2839)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

#18302011
210 comments

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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15283) - you deserved it (58977)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41194) - you deserved it (2984)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
242 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (3796)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20247) - you deserved it (2458)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41243) - you deserved it (4157)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

#16888373
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36198) - you deserved it (4681)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by Courtney (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (3913)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22083) - you deserved it (48211)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)



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