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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 9196
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About amknmaz : I couldnt upload the whole pic so i cropped sorry about the quality

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Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30111) - you deserved it (2547)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by brutality (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

#1845741 (340)

I agree, your life sucks (71032) - you deserved it (7229)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by bezoar10 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen & paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said "Wait!! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37879) - you deserved it (5519)

On 05/10/2009 at 9:18am - kids - by thesitter (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21567) - you deserved it (74820)

On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (545)

I agree, your life sucks (66840) - you deserved it (180366)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)



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