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About amillionbucks : Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. Explain this to a friend.

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Today, while living in Florida, I had a conversation with my mother explaining that it might be best for me to come back home. Her response, "Don't worry, they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you need a place to stay." Thanks Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (3127)

On 01/14/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by living_thedream (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 6:36am - love - by GiraffeLover - Australia



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