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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (3506)

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