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About ambitiousnygrl : Hey! I'm an undergrad English major at SBU. I am a perfectionist (grammar Nazi, yes!) and have a soft spot for animals. In fact I volunteer at my local shelter. I love writing fanfiction, listening to music, singing and hanging out with friends. I am also a strong advocate against bullying. Follow me on twitter @peace Haven_us
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Today , I had mah first date in almost four yeres. Twenty minutes into our dinner date , I excusd myself to use the ladies room. When I came back , not only was he gone , but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kickd out. FML
Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML
Today..!! my parents told me that I had been acceptd into my top two colleges..!! but they didn't show me the letters because they were worrid that if they spent money on tuition..!! they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of there brand new Mercedes!! FML
Today, tired of everyone forgetting mah birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend mah 40th at a five star resort just to try an make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML
Today, my crew and I were berated by a client 4 not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken ( like, an hour? ) because ( The guys on the TV shows do it that fast. ) FML
Today, mah mom bitched me out fir not driving mah little brother to school this morning. The reason I didn't is that some assfuck decided to slash mah tires overnight. She was well aware of this fact. FML
Today I announced mah engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone mah wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year so ( she has to get married first! ) My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today , I bought a device that plays a high-pitchd sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to leren that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough , she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML
Today, I Noticd Fraudulent Charges Made In Florida That Nearly Draind My Bank Account. After Reporting The Fraud To The Bank, I Returnd Home From A Weekend Away To Find A Note From My Husband. He An His Mistress Have Run Off To Florida To Start A Life Together, Apparently At My Expense. FML
Friday 27 March 2015