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ambamm135
  • Town/Country : That one city, in that one country
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1484
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33774) - you deserved it (2863)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

#17926318
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (15170)

On 10/07/2011 at 6:35am - misc - by Hairytoes - United States

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

#17919933
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9955) - you deserved it (27814)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

#17919274
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (6206)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:14am - work - by mando - Australia

Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML

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62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20200) - you deserved it (2851)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)



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