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by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML
by Dante178 / 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm / United States (California) / Money
by BrokeandDesperate / 12/06/2011 at 2:03am / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
by sometingwong / 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2011 at 12:01am / United States / Miscellaneous
by yessir / 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hot_shot / 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by tireedddddd / 11/25/2011 at 11:24am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
by nicoreal89 / 11/25/2011 at 3:20am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm / United States / Intimacy
by religionbites621 / 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by NoThanksGrandma / 11/20/2011 at 2:37am / Miscellaneous
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
by Anothernametaken / 11/18/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Work
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…