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by Duplighost / 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
by Tiana / 01/08/2012 at 8:51pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by sninapeters / 12/22/2011 at 12:31am / United States / Intimacy
by Pimpleeater / 12/20/2011 at 2:45am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 2:35am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by reallyman__639 / 12/13/2011 at 7:26am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by myjobsucks / 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by CassieMarieee / 12/10/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm / Canada / Miscellaneous