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Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
by tatatest / 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Ralph / 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/31/2012 at 12:49am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by J.O.S / 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
by missgayle319 / 03/15/2012 at 3:53am / United States (Texas) / Health
by jmac / 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm / United States (California) / Health
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Hungrytoothbrush / 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
by Kayla / 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Health
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
by craigtm029429 / 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Fairy31 / 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by salt. / 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by malloreigh / 02/28/2012 at 12:19am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/25/2012 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
by kohler9790 / 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in… Today, my two moms were telling some fairly obscene jokes about their sex life. When I told them to… Today, I opened up a snapchat from my best friend. I received a full and detailed view of her and…