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ambamm135
  • Town/Country : That one city, in that one country
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1485
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was talking with my wife of five years, and I gave her a few hints about wanting kids. After our talk, she looked at me completely serious and said "Yeah, yeah, kids are great and all, but can't we just get you a dog?" FML

#19841919
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19334) - you deserved it (4958)

On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

#19811574
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20332) - you deserved it (2061)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by StungAlot (woman) - United States

Today, there is an annular solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML

#19653342
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16767) - you deserved it (2672)

On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18665) - you deserved it (35860)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
134 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

#19548307
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20364) - you deserved it (5582)

On 04/29/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML

#19540366
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20802) - you deserved it (2162)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by poo4brains - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

#19506149
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38702) - you deserved it (3514)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

#19503572
132 comments

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On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML

#19499711
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14481) - you deserved it (3279)

On 04/20/2012 at 4:56am - misc - by metalwolf - United States

Today, I found myself humming a Skrillex ditty all day. I'm beginning to wonder if I've had some sort of stroke. FML

#19497404
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12127) - you deserved it (4913)

On 04/19/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by WTF? (man) - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

#19483512
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28719) - you deserved it (2227)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

#19457431
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15846) - you deserved it (5787)

On 04/12/2012 at 7:53pm - misc - by questionmark707 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

#19432240
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19196) - you deserved it (4824)

On 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in bed. She slipped her hand under the duvet, and I got all excited thinking she was going to give me a hand job. She was actually pulling out her wedgie. FML

#19416403
105 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 7:10am - intimacy - by TJ - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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