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amb3rjean
  • Town/Country : Longview, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 October 1987 (26 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50468) - you deserved it (11400)

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