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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1985 (28 years)
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Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32795) - you deserved it (3877)

On 09/11/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by thatgirl247 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44548) - you deserved it (7606)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:00pm - kids - by Bewildered (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

#5166474
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I agree, your life sucks (7367) - you deserved it (46742)

On 09/10/2009 at 10:15am - work - by ritz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43687) - you deserved it (5408)

On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)



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