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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2416
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amayaa : Hey! I'm Amaya. I like books, thrift stores, and piercings. Puyallup (pew-AL-up) is an actual place, but don't google it... because that's creepy. I am nice, so stop lurking and send me a message :D

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Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30439) - you deserved it (4420)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30787) - you deserved it (11858)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

#15240526
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17894) - you deserved it (32116)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39923) - you deserved it (3463)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14019965
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28081) - you deserved it (4226)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21043) - you deserved it (9041)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16087) - you deserved it (33605)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27474) - you deserved it (6359)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

#13183751
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9434) - you deserved it (26704)

On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37561) - you deserved it (4411)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33101) - you deserved it (3076)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12652) - you deserved it (113455)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

#12042807
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (4372)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98195) - you deserved it (5657)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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