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About amavash88 : Just here for laughs, or to provide advice if necessary, and to make friends. Cheerful and non-judgemental guy here.
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Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML
Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML
Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015