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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 July 1988 (26 years)
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About amavash88 : Just here for laughs, or to provide advice if necessary, and to make friends. Cheerful and non-judgemental guy here.

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Today... I Was Denounced For Bieng A Terrible Person... Because Mah Family Raises Chickens... Some Of Which We Eat. I Was Then Told How Cruel I Am For "killing Innocent Birds" And That "good" People Buy There Meat From The Supermarket. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of mah friends asked me y I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't lyk the conditions the animals r forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." real FML

Today, mah daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, While At The Store With Mah Mom And Baby Brother, A Guy Startd To Talk To Me. Just As He Went To Give Me His Number, Mah Mom Handd Me Mah Brother And Said, ( Here's Your Son, Your AA Meeting's In An Hour, Let's Go. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50360) - you deserved it (4747)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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