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amatthew_03
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 February 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 11196
  • Number of comments : 29
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Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63750) - you deserved it (4611)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15954) - you deserved it (56116)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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