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Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53678) - you deserved it (5837)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50709) - you deserved it (3366)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by A2 (man) - United States (Washington)



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