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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 940
  • Number of comments : 104
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About amanda_d95 : Ummmm....I can be pretty cool I guess. I'm an athiest,I HATE stupid people, and believe me, I'll tell you if I think so, and I LOOOVE metal, more like thrash and stuff like Slayer. I love Slayer, but I can listen to a lot of different kinds of music except country. I'm totally open to almost anything and if you want to ask me a question, just let me know and I'll most likely answer.

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