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Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46439) - you deserved it (9505)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled 'what's a clit'? Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to google it when i got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31130) - you deserved it (65841)

On 03/09/2009 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by danmarino (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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