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amaamakotsu
  • Town/Country : Fresno, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 15
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25215) - you deserved it (4137)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (270452)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51442) - you deserved it (5765)

On 05/27/2009 at 6:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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