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alyxbabayy
  • Town/Country : seattleeee, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 535
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alyxbabayy : I'm Alyxandra. I do not have a facebook. I do not have a myspace. I do not have a twitter. I do however, have an FML and a blog. :) http://alyxandralyn.blogspot.com/

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Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35527) - you deserved it (3294)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (164052) - you deserved it (74983)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (245168) - you deserved it (32776)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (372704) - you deserved it (33238)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)