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About alyssamayfry : Hmm... I never really know what to say in these things. uhm, my favorite band is the beatles :D ! i'm not really into sports... mainly because i'm an uncoordinated clutz. Yeahh, that's reallly all i can think of to say.

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Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me... so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16906) - you deserved it (47759)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:51pm - work - by Kylene (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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