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Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20786) - you deserved it (34970)

On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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