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alxndr5120
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alxndr5120 : Hi, I'm Alex. I'm usually pretty bored so I'm always reading the FMLs. I'm 18 and if u wanna know more message me.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30208) - you deserved it (5505)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)



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