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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (23 years)
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About alxndr5120 : Hi, I'm Alex. I'm usually pretty bored so I'm always reading the FMLs. I'm 18 and if u wanna know more message me.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML


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Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML


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