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  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alullaby : I love listening to music (Metallica, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses etc) and going to concerts. So far I've seen Aerosmith, Slash, Firehouse, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God, Judas Priest, Motley Crue, and Alice Cooper (can't believe I forgot to put this in the list). I love animals. That's about it.

Well, I'm from Singapore and we are well-known for our unique language known as Singlish and multi-racial culture. If you wanna know more about anything about our culture, feel free to drop me a message and I'll try and answer anything I can.

Cheers!

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Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

#21261625
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28053) - you deserved it (4293)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

#21261532
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (6730)

On 09/19/2014 at 11:14pm - misc - by camerashyguy - United States (Texas)

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40571) - you deserved it (8326) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49896) - you deserved it (18145)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42259) - you deserved it (7468)

On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

#20873371
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45603) - you deserved it (3938)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

#4471647
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47072) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:57am - misc - by dkajxu (woman) - Singapore



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