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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alullaby : I enjoy making friends. I love listening to music (Metallica, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses etc) and going to concerts. So far I've seen Aerosmith, Slash, Firehouse, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God, Judas Priest, Motley Crue, and Alice Cooper (can't believe I forgot to put this in the list). I love animals. That's about it.

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alullaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47895) - you deserved it (16554)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML

#21067978
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40557) - you deserved it (6960)

On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

#20873371
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44692) - you deserved it (3839)

On 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46095) - you deserved it (2609)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:57am - misc - by dkajxu (woman) - Singapore



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