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About alullaby : I love listening to music (Metallica, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses etc) and going to concerts. So far I've seen Aerosmith, Slash, Firehouse, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God, Judas Priest, Motley Crue, and Alice Cooper (can't believe I forgot to put this in the list). I love animals. That's about it.
Well, I'm from Singapore and we are well-known for our unique language known as Singlish and multi-racial culture. If you wanna know more about anything about our culture, feel free to drop me a message and I'll try and answer anything I can.
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Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML
Monday 1 September 2014