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alucard_89
  • Town/Country : Istanbul, Turkey
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML

#5769209 (209)

I agree, your life sucks (4614) - you deserved it (76857)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML

#5768887 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (28642) - you deserved it (2615)

On 10/11/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

#3764935 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (39904) - you deserved it (2071)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (77447) - you deserved it (3345)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

#3349914 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (9555) - you deserved it (44581)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

#1942963 (198)

I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (30917)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML

#1079164 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (84412) - you deserved it (3644)

On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am - love - by mylifesucks (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)



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