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About alslulu : Female. 20 years old.
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Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML
2day I was laying in the grass, staring into the blue sky an watching planes go by. My boyfriend snuggles down next to me; it was a sweet moment. He then told me all about how the planes above are leaving 'chem trails', an that he believes the CIA is out to mind-control us all. Right. FML
Today , during a job interview , I was offerd a sandwic. I politely declind , explaining tat I'm a coeliac an would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" an tat gluten-free eating is just a fad. I ad to leave wen e kept pusing me to accept it. mega FML
Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML
TODAY, MAH PARENTS TOOK MAH IPAD BACK TO THE STORE AN EXCHANGD IT 4 TWO CHEAP KNOCK OFF TABLETS. REASON BEING MAH LITTLE BROTHER THREATEND TO RUN AWAY CUZ I HAD ONE AN HE DIDN'T. I BOUGHT THE IPAD ON MAH OWN AFTER GRADUATION. THEY KEPT THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE. FML
Today , My Bathroom Floodd . I Frantically Cleand My Apartment As Fast As I Could Before The Plumber Arrivd . Everything Was Finally Clean When I Let Him In . It Wasn't Until After He Finishd That I Noticd I'd Left My Anal Beads In The Shower . There's No Way He Didn't Notice . Mega FML
yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML
Friday 27 March 2015