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Today, my son's teacher tells me that I should take my son to the doctor because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They run some tests and after twenty minutes she tells me something is blocking his sinus. Out comes a peanut that's been lodged in his nose for months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (3400)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year old daughter and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy i'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML

#4730526 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (2749)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:29am - kids - by naughtyshirt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47858) - you deserved it (22668)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)