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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1219
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About allplayedout : You have sown the wind, now you shall reap...the Barry

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Today, the guy I really like acknowledged my existence for the first time. Too bad it was through a text saying "lol ur a fat fukc". FML


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