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  • Town/Country : STL, USA
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 September 1993 (20 years)
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Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40524) - you deserved it (5644)

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