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by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by lonely / 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Unlovedchild / 03/21/2011 at 11:03am / Miscellaneous
by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
by kelly / 03/21/2011 at 3:07am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Matt / 03/20/2011 at 1:08am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
by RR / 07/11/2009 at 1:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, early in the morning, I went to the store for a few things. The doors wide open, I gather my… Today, I work as a Cashier at McDonald's and a customer wanted a meal costing way over £5. He then… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door…