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by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by lonely / 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Unlovedchild / 03/21/2011 at 11:03am / Miscellaneous
by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
by kelly / 03/21/2011 at 3:07am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/20/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Utah) / Love
by Matt / 03/20/2011 at 1:08am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
by RR / 07/11/2009 at 1:58am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…