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Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
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On 03/15/2013 at 1:44am - misc - by fmlman - United States (Wyoming)
Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML
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On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version
Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States
Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm - misc - by lonely - United States
Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
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