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alliekat56
  • Town/Country : Plymouth, Mn, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1982 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39607) - you deserved it (3777)

On 11/03/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by doglover (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17243) - you deserved it (3500)

On 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37659) - you deserved it (61578)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64632) - you deserved it (3419)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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