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  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40528) - you deserved it (3554)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML


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On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

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