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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 241
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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32008) - you deserved it (10121)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24649) - you deserved it (6838)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)



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