About allia118 : Apparently my life isn't sucky enough to be approved here. Which brings the question of whether or not that's a bad thing, oh well.
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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
by Username / 10/18/2010 at 11:52am / Transportation
by Username / 08/04/2010 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Crossy / 08/23/2009 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
by Anonymous / 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML
by x / 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by geewhiz / 02/01/2009 at 5:07am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
- Today I came out to my family as a lesbian. A few days ago, my brother came out as bisexual and my… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…