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Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
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On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by x (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)
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