About allia118 : Apparently my life isn't sucky enough to be approved here. Which brings the question of whether or not that's a bad thing, oh well.
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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by poked / 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
by Username / 10/18/2010 at 11:52am / Transportation
by Username / 08/04/2010 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Crossy / 08/23/2009 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML
by Anonymous / 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, a 32 year old man I had been dating for a few months, finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home! Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML
by x / 02/20/2009 at 9:39pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by geewhiz / 02/01/2009 at 5:07am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…