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Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by ocean555 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)
Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 12:42am - health - by rj (man) - United States (California)
Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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