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allia118

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allia118

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1204
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About allia118 : Apparently my life isn't sucky enough to be approved here. Which brings the question of whether or not that's a bad thing, oh well.

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allia118's favorite FMLs

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

#15962941
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (3792)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm - health - by cnamobi - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

#15566356
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25903) - you deserved it (2750)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

#15500038
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45286) - you deserved it (7253)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18238) - you deserved it (82906)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

#15260624
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31554) - you deserved it (3695)

On 03/10/2011 at 8:17am - misc - by hackling fellow -

Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML

#15252326
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47291) - you deserved it (3244)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40623) - you deserved it (4396)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39534) - you deserved it (5724)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8042) - you deserved it (89937)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29220) - you deserved it (12154)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26811) - you deserved it (8049)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my Facebook profile picture, of me between my boyfriend and a friend, is actually me between my boyfriend and the girl he has been cheating on me with. FML

#15220903
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49375) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by ocean555 (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36704) - you deserved it (6539)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (3976)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML

#15213402
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41323) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:42am - health - by rj (man) - United States (California)



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