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by Stop_HammerTime / 08/04/2014 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Holidays
Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML
by MyUsernameIsBest / 11/12/2013 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Money
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous
Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turned on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML
by pdin222 / 11/29/2012 at 9:45am / United States / Transportation
Today, my hair straightener broke. My husband suggested putting electrical tape on it because it was heat proof. I did and started straightening my hair. The supposed heat proof tape melted and got stuck in my hair. FML
by Anonymous / 11/03/2012 at 9:50am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
by future missing person maker person thingy / 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Kids
by Timmeeh / 10/10/2012 at 12:45pm / United Kingdom (Monmouthshire) / Love
Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML
by FML_Elle / 10/06/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Miscellaneous
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Alabama) / Work
by gonavybeatarmy / 05/31/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by seanjohn268 / 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
by Ryan / 08/28/2011 at 4:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
- Today I was told the best thing I can ever hope to achieve in life is being some man's sex object.… Today, after months of planning & asking her father permission, I proposed to my girlfriend of five… Today, I found out what it's like to have all my ex's living in the same apartment complex. So far…