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allandale14
  • Town/Country : moorhead, MN, 'merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About allandale14 : I love my girlfriend like other! my hobbies include gaming, movies and simply being with my girl =) I use FML daily,i just happen not to comment very often, maybe soon?

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Today, I was giving my guy a blowjob. When he blurted out, "Oh Jesus" I assumed I was doing a good job. I looked up to see the expression on his face and noticed a look of terror. He was staring at my growling cat, two seconds away from clawing his face off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34700) - you deserved it (4991)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)



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