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alkiller9
  • Town/Country : memphis, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37183) - you deserved it (9649)

On 06/03/2009 at 11:16am - kids - by rollerSWEETness (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving home, talking to my dad on the phone about losing my job. A man kept honking at me, I remarked to my dad how some people on the road are just assholes for no reason. I later realized I had left my laptop on my roof, and it flew onto the freeway. The man was signaling me. FML

#2511407 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (6734) - you deserved it (43228)

On 06/01/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by computerdude (man) - United States (California)

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Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

#2147248 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (15256) - you deserved it (49906)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:16pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

#2028672 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (14360) - you deserved it (22686)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in a public bathroom, and a little boy walks in and he has an accident. He asked if I could help him clean it up. So I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and I slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

#1968921 (59)

I agree, your life sucks (36706) - you deserved it (4243)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:22pm - kids - by Dinho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

#804387 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (50617) - you deserved it (7227)

On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had an excellent conversation with this guy I met on a gay dating site. We really hit it off well and had a lot in common. We got to the point where he asked me for my picture. I showed it to him and he stopped responding. FML

#570917 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (51064) - you deserved it (10722)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Kuu (man) - United States (Florida)

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Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (71418) - you deserved it (23318)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294 (37)

I agree, your life sucks (4664) - you deserved it (20315)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)



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