alkaline_cyanide

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  • Bulahdelah, Australia
  • 33 years-old
  • Monday 21 September 1992
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About Alkaline_cyanide

My name is Alana. Am addicted to Mass Effect and chocolate, laughing with friends at FML's and quoting cyanide and happiness comics in real life. 'I found this turtle behind the barn.....' I play guitar and trumpet, and punk and ska is the way to go!

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Basically, he's had hamsters that have dies before, and we always gave them a funeral... so I didn't want to bury him in a plastic tube so my husband gave me the job of removing the hamster....