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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2397
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About alival : Hey! I'm alison but you can call me Ali! I looove motionless in white, falling in reverse, blessthefall, and all time low! I am a proud child of the night/creature whichever floats your boat! I love talking to new people so if you wanna know more about me send me a message!

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Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74685) - you deserved it (7540)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74085) - you deserved it (15915)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26715) - you deserved it (41632)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)



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