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  • Town/Country : Oklahoma City, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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