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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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aliaskis's favorite FMLs
Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML
by jabba / 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 7:45am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by RoxMySox / 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation