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  • Number of visits : 2814
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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aliaskis's page activity

Visits<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 7:22pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 2:31pm<b>fragmen52</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 4:50pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 3:17pm<b>bolee997</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 5:57am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 9:19am<b>weedle99</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 5:12pm<b>vadskimer</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:02pm<b>hiddenaccount</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 10:14am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 3:46pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 3:34pm<b>yenze</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 1:20pm<b>Avenger225</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 12:23am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:09pm<b>iMuffinKat</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:29am<b>dno79</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:01am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 11:04pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:14pm

Fucked!<b>dno79</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:01am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 3:41pm<b>cmorrissey587</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:36am<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:11am<b>Xx_Slayer_xX</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:58pm<b>that70sshow1223</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 3:11am<b>daffidwilde</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 2:39pm

aliaskis's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

aliaskis's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML

by jabba / 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 7:45am / United States (New Hampshire) / Love

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

by RoxMySox / 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation