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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

aliaskis's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15895) - you deserved it (33274)

On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18497) - you deserved it (28876)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML


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On 12/24/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by RoxMySox - United States (Texas)

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