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alexxss
  • Town/Country : C-Town, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 237
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About alexxss : play the piano. make beats.
chill all day long.
love mgmt

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I agree, your life sucks (24776) - you deserved it (2748)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (7604) - you deserved it (1096)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551 (154)

I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (967)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (14295) - you deserved it (1615)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239 (142)

I agree, your life sucks (15973) - you deserved it (1372)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

#18147886 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (20696) - you deserved it (4082)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:32pm - kids - by peonypiney (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (4229) - you deserved it (9948)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

#18083556 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (12699) - you deserved it (7986)

On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (27578) - you deserved it (3168)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (38907) - you deserved it (10570)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML

#18014210 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (7159) - you deserved it (1229)

On 10/18/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaleesadavis21 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (25969)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

#17696149 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (14947) - you deserved it (1541)

On 09/08/2011 at 11:41am - work - by whyarewerelated (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

#17645605 (322)

I agree, your life sucks (16581) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (18861) - you deserved it (7048)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)