About alexxss : play the piano. make beats.
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Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States
Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "Fuck you, fucking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by Fillifilo (woman) - France
Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States
Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)
Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)
Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 5:10am - misc - by stupidprankster - United States
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
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