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alexup24

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2160
  • Number of comments : 344
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14550) - you deserved it (34484)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

#19450302
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9522) - you deserved it (33369)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML

#19444005
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26855) - you deserved it (6234)

On 04/10/2012 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

#19397932
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (3304)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

#19397276
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20533) - you deserved it (1628)

On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

#19397003
53 comments

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On 04/02/2012 at 7:40pm - money - by unfriendlyskies (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

#19395712
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17647) - you deserved it (2821)

On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

#19357685
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20283) - you deserved it (1900)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19308) - you deserved it (9608)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18222) - you deserved it (4680)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18222) - you deserved it (4680)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
133 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
166 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

#19293540
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21079) - you deserved it (7016)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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