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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2524
  • Number of comments : 344
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I cummed home earlier than usual, only to fine my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to bieng confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no ideahat to do. FML

#19539358
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44700) - you deserved it (3432)

On 04/27/2012 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by yosenfal (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I took mah boyfriend to meet mah parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, andhen he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from mah mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25724) - you deserved it (3120)

On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

Yesterday, I found out the bd I sleep in is the bd I was concievd in!! FML

yesterday I took off the trainingheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her looool how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML

#19510185
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23794) - you deserved it (6084)

On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I took off the trainingheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her looool how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML

#19510185
93 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

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On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (11034)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

yesterday I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly . After a few drinks, he calld a cab for us . When it arrivd, I seducingly askd, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both . I'll go to mine and u go to yours" and walkd away . The cab driver laughd the whole way home . FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26725) - you deserved it (11034)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44314) - you deserved it (4060)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today , my grlfriend draggd me along to one of er family's paintball matces. Her fater is a former marine , an ates my guts. He kept going well out of is way to unt me down an pump as many rounds into me as possible witout causing a scene. FML

#19503572
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (3509)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah friend was waiting outside the storehile I bought a newspaper . Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off . I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us . FML

#19502364
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (22417)

On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, mah friend was waiting outside the storehile I bought a newspaper . Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off . I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us . FML

#19502364
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (22417)

On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I blurtad out somathing lyk "humdidumdum arm lalala" in public, attracting mystifiad staras. Tha thing is, I do this avary tima I ramambar somathing ambarrassing I'va said or dona in tha past, in an attampt to arasa it out of consciousnass. So it happan a lot. FML

#19499543
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16648) - you deserved it (9143)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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